15 posts - 11 authors - Last post: Aug 1, 2008Silliness Old Bad Computer/Computer Programming Jokes Lounge.

Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.

Jokes about Programmers. . A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat .

Computer Programming Humor. BACK to Online Programming Project. Interviewer: "Is studying computer science the best way to prepare to be a programmer?" .

Jan 14, 2011 – Funny Computer Programming Jokes. Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows. Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if .

Apr 2, 2010 – Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and .

3 posts - 3 authors - Last post: Oct 1, 2006Hey guys, i know some of us take progrmming as very serious, but i found some very kool programming jokes onthe net. i'll be sharing the links .

15 posts - 10 authors - Last post: Jan 13, 2009The father said that " Your mother and me are connecting by usb, I have sent her some data, but we don't install any antivirus program, your .

10 posts - 6 authors - Last post: Feb 10you should start programming the navigational system . . I know some programming jokes, I just happen to not be remembering them. I like the .

Computer jokes, humor, and cartoons about technology, software, Microsoft, . Others using your e-mail · Programmer's drink song · The user's reboot poem .

Apr 26, 2011 – This is a list of my 10 favorite programming based quotes and cartoons that make me laugh. I hope they make you laugh too.

7 answers - Jan 7, 2006"Hello World", written by programmers at different levels. . It's old and it's not really programmers but I always liked If Microsoft Made Cars. .

Feb 2, 2005 – Taken from another forum, thought some were fairly funny Ada After correctly packing your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull .

1. When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room. 2. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no.

15 posts - 12 authors - Last post: Aug 3, 2007I was bored, depressed and in need of cheering up and while roaming the internet recently found a funny web comic that has some computer .

Aug 19, 2008 – What I'll do is I'll tell you the 3 cardinal programming jokes. And if it helps cheer me up, I'll consider my job well done. I must warn you about .

13 posts - 5 authors - Last post: Feb 1, 2010though it could be a laugh my entry why did the programmer leave his job he couldn't get arrays your turn.

Now here's a topic we don't cover much. Programming jokes . What do you think of this one: George Bush is secretly trying to learn how to program, but.

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15 posts - 7 authors - Last post: Feb 136 crappiest interview questions (so funny, because it's so true): http://theoatmeal. com/comics/interview_questions. Programming jokes: .

Oct 29, 2005 – A collection of funny geek quotes and IT jokes. . EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key; Programming today is a race between software .

Answer 1 of 17: A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he's lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and .

Feb 12, 2007 – This guy is a C programmer who's between jobs at the moment, and he says forget those wimpy “agile” wooden dog houses, he can build the .

May 8, 2008 – acceptable and in certain circles even “cool”, however actually laughing out loud at programming jokes gets very close to actually crossing the .

Feb 14, 2009 – Archive for the tag 'java programming jokes'. Java Joke – Knock Knock . Tags: java humor, Java Jokes, java programming jokes, Jokes About .

programming jokes. Posted by: eskay on: May 23, 2008. In: jokes · Comment! There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those .

Oct 27, 2010 – Short jokes on Rajinikanth for programmers. Short jokes that you can sms your other programmer friends.

Apr 20, 2004 – Comments 12. The only good programming joke I know: . What's your favorite programming joke? Know of any good programming joke sites? .

40 posts - 10 authors - Last post: Mar 1, 2005Not a programming joke, but an engineering one: Q: What is the difference between mechanical and civil engineers. A: mechanincal engineers .

Nov 24, 2008 – Programmer jokes aren't actually funny jokes, they are just lame jokes with a programming theme in it. I mean no offense, but am I the only .

Jump to Programmer Jokes‎: A programmer sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night and . Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to .

11 posts - 6 authors - Last post: Nov 13, 2009Some best Programming Jokes! Web Hosting Lounge.

I think this falls under more of a "Post Your" thread but it fits more here. Ever make any witty programming jokes in real life that no one got? I have.

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The proliferation of modern programming languages (all of which seem to have . that add more complicated options for C, or reorder the list) is the meta-joke. .

Welcome, guest! Please login or register for free to be able to join the programming jokes group and participate in the discussions. Skalman 2011-01- 26 12:35 .

There's an endless series of jokes about how to shoot yourself in the foot using a particular programming language. Here are entries for Python and Java: .

Computer Jokes. 12 bugs of Christmas · 12 Days Of Helpdesk · 12 Step Recovery Program For Web Addicts · 12 Steps of Grapholics Anonymous .

12 posts - 4 authors - Last post: Jun 2LOL@HD Two girls walk into a bar, the one girl asks for a drink, the other one asks for a. .. And in the end, they lived happily to the end .

Aug 15, 2009 – A collection of entertaining programming and IT-related jokes.

10 posts - 7 authors - Last post: Feb 20, 2009Does anyone know any good programming jokes? If so post it here. Here is an example: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How .

Oct 22, 2009 – --A joke that is possibly one of the funniest programming jokes of all time. Maybe some of you have already heard or read about this one .

40 posts - 15 authors - Last post: Dec 2, 2010I think this falls under more of a "Post Your" thread but it fits more here. Ever make any witty programming jokes in real life that no one got?

13 posts - 8 authors - Last post: Sep 20, 2010Heres a pretty good website for programing/computing/geeky jokes. http://xkcd. com/ . Post your own links to programing jokes, as well. .

Jun 9, 2010 – Yes, computer programmers can be humorous and this collection of techie jokes proves it. some may need a little bit of engineering knowledge .

May 9, 2008 – Programming Jokes. with one comment. Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours .

Nov 3, 2010 – Make your voice heard! Have your say about Broadband, Gaming, Hardware, Software , ADSL, HSDPA, iBurst and Computing & IT discussions for .

Jul 18, 2009 – The thread about changing a lightbulb in PHP got me thinking about programming jokes, so I thought I'd get a programming joke thread started. .

May 7, 2010 – Is it so? Today we present collection of some classic and the funniest jokes on programmer. Jokes are divided into section as follow: .

Oct 24, 2008 – The questioner is a CS teacher, and has an utterly valid reason for wanting to collect 'programmer' jokes. I bet you 'close this question' .

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