Jun 1, 2006 . Andrewsarchus Fan Fiction and Writing. . felt his ribs crack from the impact of rocks and the jarring sickening sensation of rolling .

Aug 27, 2010 . "the shards, the broken scenery, and cracked sky. it never got better, . quick sketch of an Andrewsarchus made after watching Walking With .

Apr 19, 2011 . The andrewsarchus was now, according toTravsymposia in the . me out so hard that I cracked my skull on an inconvenientlyplaced anvil. .

Sounds like an Andrewsarchus, they looked like wolves, were the size of a cow, . This guy never fails to crack me up, Lol. What a crock of BS. .

Apr 11, 2008 . Cracked.com America's Only Humor Site Since 1958 . . Andrewsarchus mongolianis is the stuff of nightmares. Remember in Lord of the Rings .

Apr 11, 2008 . Cracked.com America's Only Humor Site Since 1958 . .. I had a feeling Andrewsarchus would be on here, but I was expecting whales, .

5 posts - 4 authors - Last post: Apr 7The male Andrewsarchus would need to be careful here. . the juvenile Estemmenosuchus until she cracked one of its ribs which punctured its .

6 posts - 5 authors - Last post: May 6, 2008We here at Cracked prefer the phrase "holy **** gigantic. . Andrewsarchus mongolianis is the stuff of nightmares. .

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40 posts - 18 authors - Last post: Jul 31, 2008Originally Posted by Andrewsarchus View Post. I appreciate that you went looking for the . .. Of course everything got cracked anyway. .

May 12, 2008 . We here at Cracked prefer the phrase "holy **** gigantic. . Andrewsarchus mongolianis is the stuff of nightmares. .

Sep 20, 2008 . The coastal locations of most Andrewsarchus fossils strengthen this . to crack giant prehistoric nuts or perhaps even in mating displays. .

9 posts - 5 authors - Last post: Oct 26, 2005Originally Posted by andrewsarchus, Oct 25, 2005 02:44 am. has anyone found it.. . with their tounge? sissy. O. I forgot. dingobat punk. .

Apr 15, 2011 . We here at Cracked prefer the phrase "holy **** gigantic. . Andrewsarchus mongolianis is the stuff of nightmares. .

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Nov 30, 2009 . The Andrewsarchus has a lesson for all toothsome monsters rampaging their . Instead, let's crack this open as a game theory question. .

It jumped into the crack of the door between the door and the frame while I was closing it. I heard a crunch and there was stuff coming out of it. .

20 posts - 10 authors - Last post: Mar 7No, it is Andrewsarchus' turn. I believe it's Iain's turn since he was the . He didn't derail the thread with some crack pot idea or some .

Or how about the Andrewsarchus, a five meter long wolf-like creature with . . That stone flew right at the lens and cracked it, just like it would have .

Jan 2, 2009. the andrewsarchus. likely the largest predatory land mammal to live, . . jhgk 'l Usui/Hiruma is like, my current crack love. .

I really love how simple and cute this came out. Andrewsarchus ftw. . Apparently it slipped through the cracks. D= The finished commission for Raycek! .

35 posts - 25 authors - Last post: Aug 31, 2010Andrewsarchus. Best warmount ever. . Article name should be enough explanation : http://www.cracked.com/article_18641_7-terrifying- .

Mar 30, 2011 . Constraints and adaptations in the bone-cracking canid Osteoborus (Mammalia: . Which would win a fight, a sarkastodon or an andrewsarchus .

I gotta come down on Cracked for not including Coldplay in the list but perhaps . . Estimates place Andrewsarchus at about 6-6.6 feet at the shoulder and .

3 posts - 2 authors - Last post: Jun 23, 2008Andrewsarchus (extinct largest-known carnivorous mammal) Archaeotherium (extinct giant warthog-like mammal) .

9 posts - 8 authors - Last post: Oct 3, 2009Checked it out after the show, seems I've cracked the edge by about 3mm. .

Andrewsarchus mongoliensus, nebulous nightmare: One of the more . NASA finds more cracks on Discovery's fuel tank · Understanding the link between climate .

Sep 16, 2008 . The coastal locations of most Andrewsarchus fossils strengthen this . to crack giant prehistoric nuts or perhaps even in mating displays. .

15 posts - 5 authors - Last post: Aug 12, 2009Andrewsarchus mongoliensis was a giant mammalian predator of Central . powerful bite enabled it to crack open bones to reach rich marrow. .

The coastal locations of most Andrewsarchus fossils strengthen this theory . been used to crack giant prehistoric nuts or perhaps even in mating displays. .

Oct 22, 2010 . The coastal locations of most Andrewsarchus fossils strengthen this . to crack giant prehistoric nuts or perhaps even in mating displays. .

Sep 8, 2010 . Andrewsarchus descended from something that goats also descended from, . Well, Cracked says it, but Wikipedia doesn't exactly follow it. .

Jun 13, 2007 . And the Andrewsarchus he saw resting in the memory were many times the . .. felt his ribs crack from the impact of rocks and the jarring .

Because Andrewsarchus is only known from a skull and a few bones found, . were capable of producing a whip-like cracking sound of over 200 decibels, .

An unusual creature, Andrewsarchus was a powerfully-built wolf-like mammal . been used to crack giant prehistoric nuts or perhaps even in mating displays. .

20 posts - 10 authors - Last post: Nov 6, 2009Content Paradise has an Andrewsarchus, but whether or not it's good may be a matter of personal . Those guys crack me up. Very Happy .

. mostly because of the huge jaws that it evolved to crack open the bones of . As andrewsarchus' ancestors and close genetic relatives spent more and .

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Aug 11, 2009 . Andrewsarchus mongoliensis is, of course, 'the' mesonychian for most people, . That's why cats don't crack bones?). Fascinating beast. .

15 posts - 6 authors - Last post: Dec 5, 2009He was enraged until out of the ruble came a small Andrewsarchus. . . In doing this the capusle cracked open and out came a dinosaur card. .

10 posts - 4 authors - Last post: Mar 19Wow, Andrewsarchus got a competitor for the title of "Most badass creature ruined by evolution" (I´m referring to a cracked.com article .

Aug 10, 2003 . I mean, we never got to ride andrewsarchus into battle. . .. The crack was louder and wetter than that the table had let out. .

<br /> <br /> 1) Andrewsarchus<br /> An unusual creature, Andrewsarchus was a . used to crack giant prehistoric nuts or perhaps even in mating displays. .

The coastal locations of most Andrewsarchus fossils strengthen this theory . been used to crack giant prehistoric nuts or perhaps even in mating displays. .

Mar 10, 2010 . Cracked.com America's Only Humor Site Since 1958 . . Why isn't andrewsarchus on the list? It's half wolf, half OH MY f**kING GOD RUN FOR .

Apr 23, 2011. more affordable types ften use fam that cracks merely when subjected . .. Andrewsarchus mongoliensis was a species of mammal carnivore .

15 posts - 10 authors - Last post: Jan 5, 2010Andrewsarchus. 12-30-2009, 09:24 AM. Wow, is all I can say. For £150, this snare is a steal. It sounds great! Such a crack, and the maple .

Sep 27, 2010 . Andrewsarchus Mongolianis is the kind of thing kids have nightmares about. . We here at Cracked prefer the phrase "holy shit gigantic. .

Presuming Andrewsarchus was proportioned similarly to other members of the same . used to crack giant prehistoric nuts or perhaps even in mating displays. .

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